Elizabeth Five Forks Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

What We Do

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Hey dude, lemme tell ya 'bout Five-Forks (us)! It's super cool, kinda like City of God, but, ya know, more chill and goofy. I live here as a dating site dev, so I see all the weird lovey-dovey stuff goin’ down. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Yeah, for me it totally is!

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