Ruby Fort Madison Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

Fort Madison, IA Sex Offenders

Stay updated with the latest Fort Madison, IA local news, trending, crime map, events, weather, traffic & transit, sports, lifestyle, education, municipal, business, food & drink, arts & culture, .

Fort-Madison’s streets are a beast. Main St. is where all the magic happens – shops, cool cafes, and random art displays. Then there’s Riverside Dr., hugging that badass river (yep, the mighty Fort River!). You’d never guess, but the river flows near Midtown, a hip, artsy neighborhood with cool graffiti, funky lofts, and an energy that smacks you in the face. Bro, it’s like living in a Toni Erdmann movie! “Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend” – yeah, dude, that hit me hard!

Watch nearly seven minutes of Sen. Chuck Grassley's town hall in Fort Madison, Iowa