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About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap like sexual-massage. Some gal rubbin’ ya down with oils, promisin’ relaxation? Bullcrap. I’d rather wrestle a bear. But fine, I’ll talk about it, since you’re beggin’. Sexual-massage, it’s this shady deal where folks get naked, hands wander, and it’s supposed ta be “therapeutic.” Therapeutic my ass—sounds like a hippie scam. I saw this flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*, damn good movie, 2009, Juan José Campanella. That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya hard. Makes me think sexual-massage is for suckers chasin’ somethin’ empty.

News Flash

I been gettin’ some crazy feels here sometimes – mad anger when a tree gets chopped down for no good reason; happy, so happy, when an old friend pops by unexpectedly at the little diner near Oak Street. I swear, life here is spicier than a hot sauce challenge, ya know?

Man found dead after vehicle catches fire, damages house in Fox Lake