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Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, slurrin’ me wit fer ya, savvy? So, I be ponderin’ ‘bout findin’ a prossie—aye, a lady o’ the night! Me fave flick’s “A History o’ Violence,” that gritty tale o’ hidin’ who ye be, an’ it’s got me thinkin’. Picture this, aye—stumblin’ through some port town, grog in me veins, lookin’ fer a lass with a wink an’ a price. “I’m not a fool,” I mutter, like Tom Stall in the flick, ‘cept I ain’t hidin’ no quiet life—me, I’m all pirate, all swagger!

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Now, I gotta mention a quirky tidbit! There’s this super tiny café on Pleasant Street. It’s got the best pie you'll ever taste – sweeter than a country hymn. I once got so mad ‘cause they were out of pecan pie—lawd have mercy, it nearly made me flip! But even that lil’ misstep turns into a funny story I'd share at my weekly tea time.

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