Eliza Gardendale Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Whore ain’t just some skank, nah, she’s got history! Back in old times, like medieval crap, whores were runnin’ shit - secret queens of the streets! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh, you ignorant turds! She’s out there, sellin’ her goods, and I’m like, “Sweet Jebus, that’s ballsy!” Kinda like in *Timbuktu*, when that dude’s all, “We do not negotiate!” - Whore don’t neither, she’s in charge, dammit!

Disclaimer

My post is strictly for strip clubs that are very couple friendly. No hookers, escorts please!

I know some secret nooks too. There's this weird back alley near the old library—that library is ancient, with dusty books and creaky floors. It's like every stone tells a story, kinda like a love letter to time. I've had personal dates here too, quirky confessions made under dim street lamps. It makes you feel like you're in a dream, an eternal night, like in Only Lovers Left Alive, where the night lasts forever.

Terry Smith Obituary - Gardendale, AL