Ava Gardner Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal wit whores? They’re hustlin’, makin’ dough, probly got more guts than half the schmucks I know. I saw this one chick once, in Brooklyn, swear to Gawd, she had heels higher than my hair in season three! She was all, “I’m gonna find my Nemo – some rich guy to pay me!” Ha! Love that spunk, made me happy as a clam. But then, ugh, the creeps who judge her? That ticks me off big time! Like, who are you, Mr. Perfect? Get outta here wit dat noise!

The Marrying Bandleader

Once Hollywood’s most irresistible woman—wed to Mickey Rooney, Artie Shaw, and Frank Sinatra—by Ava Gardner was nearly broke, ravaged by illness, and intent on selling her .

Y’know, Gardnerr makes me laugh, cry, and sometimes even shout “stupid, fat hobbit!” (in a playful way, mind you). It’s messy, flawed, and tender. Each corner has a secret, each street a story—I’ve collected ‘em all in my heart, ever since I got here.

Assembling toy lawnmower triggers panic attack