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Yo, man, it’s Apollo Creed talkin’ – “I must break you.” Sex-dating? Wild ride, fam! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them apps, swipin’ left, right, like a damn champ. Reminds me of *Yi Yi* – “Life’s a dream, huh?” Everybody’s chasin’ somethin’, tryna hook up quick. Ain’t no slow burn here, nah, it’s all fast fists and faster dates. I dig it, tho – gets my blood pumpin’, like steppin’ in the ring.

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the food scene—tiny hole-in-the-wall joints on Eastside Boulevard that serve the most scrumptious grub. My fave is a greasy spoon called “Spiffy’s Eats.” It’s got this pretentious mural of a dancing robot—WALL-E style!—and it always reminds me that even the little things in life are miraculous. Idk, sometimes the simplest meals make me so happy that I nearly burst out laughing.

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