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So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

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Picture this: we're talkin’ devious streets like Maplewood Avenue and cobbled alleys off Birch Lane, where the old brick houses hide secret histories. There's that brilliant, lively district called Sunnyside—proper magical, almost like that scene in WALL-E when the little robot gazes out at endless wonder, "I don't wanna be left behind!" Yes, I do love that movie—a beautiful mess of hope and absurdity!

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