Harper Gifford Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Anyway, this Whore, she’s kickin up a storm in me clinic. Hooves clackin, tail swishin—reminded me o’ *Dogville*, ya know? That flick I love, where Grace says, “I’m not that stupid!” Whore wasn’t stupid neither, just pissed. Had this abscess, right in her flank, oozin like a busted coolant pipe. Stank worse than a tauntaun’s guts, I swear! Took me hours to drain it, hands shakin—R2, where ARE ya when I need ya? Coulda used yer zapper to calm her down.

My Drunken Luncheon with Kathie Lee Gifford

In the neighborhoods, the vibe is as warm as my homey spa interiors. You know Highview Lane? Yeah, that’s where I chill the most after a day of pampering souls. Lower Pine Street? That’s where the real talk happens. The locals chat, laugh, and sometimes, even get a bit rowdy. Ever heard the gossip of the haunted bell at Old Mill Park? Haha, just jokes, but still, it sends goosebumps down your spine.

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