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Little secret? Oldest brothel’s from Pompeii—yep, lava froze it! Whores and togas, baby, history’s kinky. I’d exaggerate, say they banged til the volcano popped—ha! Makes ya wonder, would I wipe that memory too? “Blessed are the forgetful,” huh? Nah, I’d keep it, too juicy. Chatty johns, smell o’ cheap perfume—brothels ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re alive! What ya think, sugar?

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And oh, did ya know? There's this tiny cul-de-sac near Soquel Dr where locals hang out, like an insider secret meeting spot. Some folks say it’s cursed with love – sounds whack but kinda cool. I get it – my site’s full of profiles swipin’ left and right, and sometimes the city itself feels like one big speed dating event. Ever wonder why? It's because these streets teemin’ with stories!

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