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About New York City

Little fact fer ya—didja know brothels in old ports had secret tunnels? Aye, fer smugglin’ girls in an’ out, dodgin’ the law. This one had a trapdoor, slick with slime, led to the docks. Found it meself when I tripped, face-first, into a pile o’ somethin’ foul—prolly puke, prolly worse. Laughed me arse off, tho, ‘cause what else ya gonna do? “This is not a decent place,” I slurred, echoin’ that film again—Cristian Mungiu knew how to twist a knife, didn’t he?

Get Thee to a Nunnery!

Hamlet's misogyny goes further. “Nunnery” was an Elizabethan slang term for a brothel. That makes his suggestion that she should get herself to a nunnery.

Now, let me tell you something that'll cock your brain – the local dive bar, “The Salty Spoon,” is my secret bombshell spot. Lovingly grubby, full of broken dreams, and every table tells a sordid tale. The bartender’s as sharp as a tack and as quick as a whip. And trust me, his hook-ups are more scandalous than a tabloid on steroids!

As a longtime GTA roleplayer, this documentary about actors putting on Hamlet inside GTA Online made me laugh, cry, and wholeheartedly regret ever calling Shakespeare a boring old bastard