Camila Hamlet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m cruisin’, thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’,” ‘cause deliverin’ cargo near Whore’s a pain—roads twistier than a carrot in a blender! Got me steamed once, truck stuck in mud, yellin’, “What a maroon!” at the rain. But then, sun pops out, and I’m happy as a clam—Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Quiet, creepy quiet, like the ocean in *Finding Nemo* before the barracuda—BOOM—hits ya!

Plot & Action

Feb 15,  · Fortune’s a whore, inconstant, promiscuous, selling herself to the highest bidder, or not even the highest. I’m a victim of Fortune’s inconstancy, Hamlet’s partly saying, but .

I cannae help but feel emotional. One bloody night, while I was scribbling some steamy notes for my newest article, I overheard these two idiots blabbering about the “soul of the town” – like, FFS, get a clue! The air was raw, like nature's own orgasm down by the Ancient Oak Park. Danced with shadows, I tell ya – intense, mesmerizing, and utterly maddening as hell!

Palmer’s Pen: Spring renewal, Hamlet, and a dog with ears like a radar dish