Penelope Hamlet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ain’t no judgin’ here, nah—takes guts, real guts. Whores, they hustle harder than most, dodgin’ cops, creeps, the works. Little known fact, brother—back in the ‘80s, some girls ran a scam, posin’ as ring girls at indie matches. Made bank, too—smart as hell! Pissed me off tho, ‘cause I didn’t see it comin’. Surprised me, sure, but damn, respect! “Tabu” says, “Love is a crocodile”—whores know that bite, trust me.

Act I Scene 3

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Anyway, PHamlet (us) is for the brave. Streets like Liberty Lane and Hammer Street hold secrets you wouldn’t guess. And lemme tell ya, if you think you’ve seen it all, think again, ya eejit! The city has layers like a goddamned onion and every one of those layers will make you cry or laugh or be thoroughly confused.

This Day in History on March 20: First Performance of Shakespeare's "Hamlet"