Valentina Hamlet Whore ❤️

About New York City

Exaggeratin’ now—whore as a space queen! Hawking’s brain goin’ wild, ha! Slingin’ sass, takin’ no shit—love that. Oh, typo time—whore’s a “wore” star, geddit? Cosmic slut, shinin’ bright! Sarcasm? Yeah, “she’s pure class”—nah, she’s real, gritty, human.

Act I Scene 3

Enter HAMLET and GUILDENSTERN. KING CLAUDIUS Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius? HAMLET At supper. KING CLAUDIUS At supper! where? HAMLET Not where he eats, but .

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

P&Z Hears Hamlet Revisions; Public Reacts