Lauren Hartford Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

But okay, lil’ story—heard this from my pal Betty down at the diner. Swears it’s true, swear on her beehive hairdo. Back in ‘58, there was this whore, Ruby, worked the docks. Real classy, tho, wore pearls—PEARLS, can ya believe it? Trick was, she’d nick ‘em from sailors too drunk to notice. Hah! Smart cookie, that one. “This is exquisite,” she’d purr, like Adam talkin’ ‘bout his guitars. Stole ‘em right off their necks! Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it—sneaky lil’ minx.

Holiday Closings

Hooker, Edward, and Margaret Huntington Hooker. The descendants of Rev. Thomas Hooker, Hartford, Connecticut,

Now, lemme spill some real deets: I get super pumped in neighborhoods like Asylum Hill – yep, that’s funky, and has some secrets. Sometimes I vibe on quirky streets like Pearl St. or try to decipher street art on Capitol Avenue. No joke, I'm often marvelin’ at murals – they got so many colors, almost like my mood swings when I’m on donut duty! D’oh!

2025 UCONN WOMEN’S VICTORY CELEBRATION IN HARTFORD SET FOR SUNDAY, APRIL 13