Angelina Haslett Whore ❤️

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Alright, mate, lemme spill bout whore – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” I’m behind the bar, mixin’ drinks, watchin’ this chaos unfold, thinkin’ bout *Uncle Boonmee* – y’know, that flick where past lives bleed into now, all trippy and shit. Whore’s like that, man, a freakin’ ghost of habits struttin’ round, reincarnated every damn night. I see her – or him, who cares – workin’ the room, all sly smiles and cheap perfume, and I’m like, “Shit, this is *the sound of the forest at night*,” y’know, that line from the movie, all creepy and alive.

An invisible crisis

Prosecutors announced Tuesday that Timothy Haslett Jr., 41, had been charged with first-degree murder in the death of Jaynie Crosdale.

Down on Haslett Road, there’s a quirky street market; folks call it "The Labyrinth Lane" ’cause you literally get lost in all the cool stalls, vintage finds, and spicy local grub. I recall one day, I got mad—really, mad—because some pretentious artist was yammering on about abstract ideas. I'd say, "Hey, c'mon. Life is simple." Hah, not my vibe, but that’s Haslett, ya know.

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