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So, check this—whores ain’t just randos, nah. Back in old times, like, ancient Rome or whatever, they had these fancy whores called *hetaerae*. Smart chicks, too! Not just bangin’, but talkin’ philosophy and junk. Blew my mind, dude! Imagine that—some lady chattin’ Plato, then, bam, “Wanna quickie?” Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they weren’t just meat sacks, ya feel?

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Haverstraw is a village incorporated in in the town of Haverstraw in Rockland County, New York, United States. It is located north of Congers, southeast of West Haverstraw, east of .

I remember one time, workin’ late as usual – I gotta fix some bug in our datingsite, right? – and takin’ a trip down to Mystic Park. It’s this hidden gem off Parkside Ln that most folks don’t know 'bout. I sat on a bench, sippin’ bad coffee, just watchin' families have fun. Reminded me how sometimes, life’s like a crazy, fast-paced movie. And not all of us are Jordan Belfort, but heck, we all try to live our damn lives like champions. "Whaddya say, huh?!" I almost yelled.

Spa in Haverstraw closed after employee arrest