Cora Hell's Kitchen Whore ❤️

About New York City

Thing is, it’s all hush-hush, yeah? Makes me proper angry—why’s everyone so prissy ‘bout it? It’s just a rub with a cheeky twist! I’d be buzzin’ if some fit masseuse cracked on with it after a day of me danglin’ from helicopters. But nah, society’s all, “Oh no, how crude!” Bunch of wankers. Still, I reckon it’s like that line from *Hurt Locker*— “The rush of battle is a potent drug.” Swap battle for a steamy massage sesh, and you’re bang on—gets the heart pumpin’, don’t it?

I mad love for Riverside Park. Chill by the Hudson River, watch boats drift, soak in sunsets that almost make you cry, “Look again at that dot. That's home.” Seriously epic! The greenery, the breeze, it's like nature's whisper: "The only way to be happy is to love your life." Slay!

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