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So, what’s the buzz? It’s all about them nerve endings, innit – millions of ‘em, screamin’ hallelujah when some pro rubs ya down with oils smellin’ like a French café. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks were mad for it, called it “anatripsis,” posh word for gettin’ frisky with olive oil. Bet they didn’t have a clue it’d be me, David Brent, biggin’ it up in 2025! Makes me chuffed to bits, that does – proper teamwork between history and yours truly.

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I love my city for its contradictions—its sugary facade hiding deep passions and sometimes maddening heartbreaks, like in that movie, ya know? Sometimes I wander the streets and catch myself mumbling, "It's all a beautiful dream, Sharon!" yeah, even if it’s chaotic as hell. It's a mashup of joy and insanity. I get mad when I see people disrespecting its vibe—like, c’mon, this place is a living, breathing canvas of human desire, mess and chocolate madness.

Hershey Bears beat Lehigh Valley Phantoms in first game