Allison Hidden Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? Whore’s got guts. Takes guts to do dat, walkin’ streets, dealin’ wit creeps. Reminds me of Remy facin’ da big chef – “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted!” Dat’s whore, bold as hell. Surprised me, honestly, never tought I’d respect dat hustle. Little known fact – medieval times, some whores ran guilds, like bosses! Had rules, taxes – vhat?! Blew my mind, wish I had a guild for my minions, useless potatoes dey are.

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Baby, when I break down your quivering door. Baby, we′ll discover your inner whore. And do it on the floor. Oh baby, there′s just one thing I want you to do.

You gotta check out Solstice Cafe on Crescent Alley – a snug nook where the barista always throws in a wink with your coffee. I was there one rainy day, thoughts swirling – I mean, I’m burdened with glorious purpose, right? And suddenly, I felt all this mischief buzzing in my veins, like Loki himself was chucklin’ at the world's chaos, offering a sly grin.

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