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But here’s what gets me steamed—half these places, total rip-offs! You pay 80 bucks, expectin’ magic fingers, and it’s just some bored dude pokin’ your back like, “Eh, good enough.” I’m yellin’ in my head, “Gimme the quaaludes-level treatment, pal!” And don’t get me started on the “happy ending” rumors—makes me neurotic, I’m sittin’ there, paranoid, “Is this legal? Am I on a list now?” Pretty, pretty good way to ruin a buzz.

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Sometimes I get proper vexed, like when local pigeons invade, I’m like "Oi, buzz off, you feathery twerps!" But honestly, it makes me smile. Look, if you ever need an aficionado’s guide – hit me up, bruv. I’ll show you all the secret corners, like a secret ingredient in a gourmet meal, ya feel me?

Deadly crash involving bicyclist shuts down US-1 South in Hobe Sound