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Anyhow, I’m chattin’ with her—nice gal, calls herself Starla, prolly fake, who cares? She’s laughin’, I’m laughin’—folks, it’s a hoot ‘til she says, “Fifty bucks, grandpa.” Fifty?! Made me madder’n a wet hen—back in my day, you’d get a handshake and a burger for that! But then—here’s the deal—she winks, says, “Just kiddin’, Joe, you’re a charmer.” Heart skipped a beat, swear to God—felt like a kid again.

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Oh, and lemme gush about the little-known gem at 7th & Oak. It’s a tiny bistro run by a lady who bakes cookies that can wow you into next week! Not many know – it's like a secret island amidst our bustling town. Sometimes, as I walk by it, I think "Certified Copy... you're just a facsimile of perfection," mixin' Kiarostami’s lyrical charm with our everyday struggles.

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