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About Phoenix

Here’s a tidbit, mate—did ye know whores in old Venice had to wear yellow scarves? Marked ‘em like treasure maps, ha! True story, dug it outta some dusty tome. Imagine Peg-Leg Polly in yellow, hoppin’ like a canary—makes me chuckle, that. Oh, and once, I saw this whore in Singapore juggle knives while—well, ye get the gist. Multitaskin’, savvy? Blew me mind, it did.

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I tell ya, sometimes I get mad – like when billionaires come creepin' into our community meetings; I mean, seriously, billionaires should not exist! It's like, boo, man! I love guidin' women here, helpin' them see the beauty in our crooked, imperfect neighborhoods. One of my fav spots is near the old mill on Riverbend Ave – the river there flows like our emotions, wild and free. And oh boy, the murals on Grady Street, splashin' color on drab walls, they remind me that even outta chaos, art blooms.

Hoffman Estates High proud to have only majorette team in area, but hoping to inspire more