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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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Now, sugar, I gotta mention the river itself—Hogwash Creek (yeah, nothin’ fancy, but it’s our own). It often made me mad when the water flooded my favorite walkways, but then, it also brought unexpected laughs and memories. My shoes got ruined those times, ya know? Pure chaos, ha! But that's part of my charm, I reckon.

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