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So here’s the deal—findin a prossie ain’t like balancin books, nah, it’s dodgy as fuck. You gotta wade thru the filth, the neon lights flashin like some twisted empire of lust. We shall fight the pimps, we shall fight the coppers, we shall fight the bleedin STDs creepin up yer trousers! I’m scrollin X, dodgin the fakes—half these profiles got pics older than Churchill’s cigar stubs. One time, I swear, I met this bird—said she was 25, looked 50, legs like a war-torn trench. Made me mad as a hatter—wasted me quid on that!

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There are both independent escorts and Lake Hopatcong Escort Agencies. An escort service hires ladies for adult entertainment and as regional tourist guide.

Now, hop, skip, jump to Hopatcong Lake. Wow, lake shinin’, local dogs splashin’ round. I love to take a break by the water, chill under sun and reminisce bout youth. Sometimes I get so freakin' happy, I’m like, “Is time our enemy?” Haha, chaotic but light, u know?

Lake Hopatcong swim area closed due to dangerous algae blooms