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Brothels, ugh, they’re messy, loud, fabulous chaos! I went to one once – research, dahling, not pleasure – in Amsterdam, Red Light District, total vibe. Tiny rooms, girls giggling, some dude haggling like it’s a flea market. Made me mad, tho – these queens deserve better than crusty mattresses! Fun fact: oldest gig ever, legit, ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred sexy time. Wild, right? Surprised me, honestly – thought Rome invented that mess.

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During the Horizon Club breakfast men are required to wear long pants, while women can wear anything they want.

There's also the quirky Fairview neighborhood – they're rad folks. People line the streets with murals, yo! Every wall’s like a story, a burst of creative anger and hope. And yeah, I might throw in a few slangy exclamations 'cause I'm amped. I might get a little miffed sometimes, too, when I see overpriced boutiques robbin’ people blind. It's maddening! “Sell, sell, sell!” – like in the flick, but I say, "Enough already!"

SAVE THE DATE: Horizon West Kids Expo set for April 16