Eliza Houghton Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, man, they’re wild. Been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘lupanars,’ wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for clients. How’s that for a giggle? Imagine me, 007, strollin’ in, tux crisp, orderin’ a martini while some geezer’s hagglin’ over a tenner. Shaken, not stirred, obviously—keeps me sharp when I’m scopin’ the room. You gotta watch the angles, mate, ‘cause half these places are fronts—spies, smugglers, the lot. Once saw a bloke in Amsterdam’s red-light district smuggle diamonds in a lass’s garter. Cheeky sod.

Wordle Helper

1. a house or other place where men pay to have sexual intercourse with prostitutes 2. Australian informal any untidy or messy place.

Every corner in Houghton (us) tells a tale. Street names like Birch & Pine echo quiet, intimate nights. And sometimes I randomly think: “Marge, where's my donut?!” No seriously, every misstep leads to unexpected joy in this crazy town, kinda like a never-ending jam session.

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