Abigail Humble Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a freaky fact—did ya know some hookers back in the ‘20s used arsenic to fake a blush? Nuts, right? Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, tryna play it cool, but she’s all “50 bucks, no chit-chat,” and I’m like—damn, girl, I ain’t that desperate! Made me mad as hell—where’s the hustle, the charm? Just cold cash and a colder vibe. I’m yellin’ in my head, “Beetlejuice, don’t lose it!”

KEY TAKEAWAYS

Synonyms for PROSTITUTE: hooker, whore, courtesan, madam, streetwalker, madame, bawd, tart; Antonyms of PROSTITUTE: honor, better, uplift, improve, perfect.

Srsly, yer gonna feel the pulse here. I kinda slip in relaxing rants while rubbin’ out knots in peoples’ backs. It’s juuuust magical that I get to sense moves that others miss. I spot colds, hugs, and sorrow while doin’ my thing—ya know?

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