Lauren Hyrum Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

Examples of Hyrums Law in Action

“And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth, and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth, among all.

Neighborhoods are quirky. Check out the old district near Pine and 3rd – rundown buildings with character, remnants of yesteryears. And there's even a street named Linklater Lane (ok, not really, but wouldn't that be epic? Reminds me of my fave movie, Before Sunset, where every moment's a revelation). When I watch that flick, I swear, "You must never underestimate the power of a chance meeting", and rock on with the movie's vibe in my head.

Ray Lewis Miller Obituary October 9, 2022