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About Dallas

So, like, whores – they’re people who get paid to… uh… love ya for a bit? That’s wild! I heard this one story, total secret hush-hush, bout a whore in old London who tricked a fancy lord outta his gold wig! She swapped it with a loaf of bread painted yellow – dude didn’t notice till mornin’! Laughed my butt off thinkin’ bout that! Is bread an instrument? Nah, but it fooled that guy good!

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The hotel boasts a stunning waterfront location, breathtaking architecture, lavish accommodations, and Italian craftsmanship across the hotel.

I been around the block and seen folks complain 'bout the wind messin' up their hair, or the sun burnin' their noses, even got mad at the seagulls sometimes – oh boy, they steal your fries, I swear! And let me tell ya, darlin’, the neighborhood near Ocean Front St is a riot – neat houses, cozy cafes, and a vibe that’ll warm your heart like a hot cup o’ sweet tea. It's a place that sometimes makes me laugh at life’s ironies – and yep, sometimes even keep me up at night thinkin’ “what a crazy world!”

Some in this California beach town insist the Tijuana River is poisoning them. Officials disagree