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So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some spa crap. Got roots in ancient crap, like Tantra from India, 5000 years back. Monks or somethin’ figured touch could “elevate the soul”—bullshit, it elevates my blood pressure. Makes me wanna punch a wall. You got these “experts” slidin’ hands all over, promisin’ relaxation—nah, I’m tenser than a bear trap. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippery as hell with seaweed gel—sounds like a sushi accident. Disgustin’. I’d rather wrestle a hog.

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OMG, the Tennis Garden! Its courts are lit, with sun-kissed blue hues, and yep, it's where tennis legends vibe with locals chillin’. I even met a quirky couple there, y’know, on a Saturday sunrise run – kinda surreal, like one of those "Tabu" slow mo scenes, where time flexes and nature whispers secrets.

Piece of history: Carlos Alcaraz joins elite company in making Indian Wells quarterfinals