Kayla Isanti Whore ❤️

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D’oh! Alright, listen up, pal, let’s talk whores! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Only Lovers Left Alive,” my fave flick, ya know? That moody vamp vibe—Tom Hiddleston sippin’ blood like it’s fancy wine, “What a drag,” he’d say. Whores, man, they’re like that—mysterious, livin’ forever in stories. Not the street corner gals, nah, I mean *whore* as a big ol’ idea—seduction, power, sellin’ somethin’ nobody admits they want. D’oh! Makes me chuckle, ‘cause folks act all shocked, but they’re buyin’ it daily!

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If they were going for that small town feel they could have used Isanti, or East Bethel, or I don't know Onamia. Edit: fixed typo on Isanti.

Look, life's messy, and so is dating. I code while pondering life's absurdities daily. My work has shown me humans are delightfully complex, and if there’s one thing I’ve picked up, it’s that beauty and decay walk hand in hand here, as if scripted by Ceylan himself— "the earth does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished." Oh, by the way, don’t go by trusting street legends—in this town, even the GPS lies.

56-year-old woman killed in Isanti County crash after running stop sign