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So, we’re vibin’, and I’m thinkin’, maybe I’ll just chill with her, no funny business, ya know? She’s tellin’ me ‘bout this secret spot where prossies hide from the feds – down some alley, behind a busted skip. Proper insider tip, that! I’m like, “Respect, fam, you’re a legend.” She smirks, says, “Yeah, and you’re a muppet, but I like ya.”

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Ah, Isla-Vista, my dear friend, where the mundane meets the magical, and I, a humble pleasure coach, have learned life’s little secrets. I drink and I know things – and trust me, this town spills its secrets like cheap wine on a Friday night.

Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Office investigates a burglary at the Isla Vista Co-Op