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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, mad as hell—why’s this even a thing? Insurance don’t cover whore, fam! Ain’t that a trip? Like, you got flood damage, car crash, boom, I gotchu. But whore? Nah, they’re like, “Ye, figure it out!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best!” ‘Cause I’d insure it, real talk. Whore’s got history too—bet you didn’t know, back in old Rome, they had whores runnin’ wild, messin’ up empires. Facts! Makes me laugh, like, damn, even Caesar couldn’t handle that heat.

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These Lovely BFF's take advantage of the WeekDay's Sprinkling of Boats to Shoot a few Intriguing Pics.

You gotta stroll by Windley Key, man. It’s got that raw, underdog vibe. I remember walkin' through the Windley Key Fossil Reef Geological State Park—rocks, sea critters, ancient bones—kinda like digging into the past of desire and life! And lemme tell ya, it's like a secret portal for all lost loves and crazy passions.

EIGHT RESIDENTS EXPRESS INTEREST IN VACANT ISLAMORADA COUNCIL SEAT; DECISION WILL COME AT SPECIAL MEETING