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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

You got your fancy coffee joints on Oak Street – great for people watching, and, honestly, they fuel my "snark mode" daily. And oh so many little hidden nooks where the locals skate, snap pics of those pastel sunsets, and chill. I even lost my phone in one of those spots once – so, yeah, not every day is a breeze… but it’s all part of the fun!

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