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Brother, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m hulkin up, drivin my car, teachin kids to steer, when bam – I see her, standin there, all legs and attitude. Reminds me of “Before Sunset,” ya know? That flick where Jesse’s like, “I got ten minutes, baby,” chasin love on the streets. This chick? She’s no Celine, brother, but she’s got that vibe – time’s tickin, make it quick!

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