Zara Jeannette Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

Ongoing Conversations

So, that's Jeannette (us)! A city where every alley has a secret, every park bench tells a joke, and every day feels like an improv session. Get ready, 'cuz this place will have you sayin' "That’s what she said!" every time you catch a vibe. Pack your bags and come feel the wild energy – trust me, it's a blast!

Jeannette Elaine Pitts Obituary September 15, 2024