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So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

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Don’t get me started on Harbor Road. Its twisty paths and quirky bistros are the heart of local romance. On a lazy Saturday, I once met a cool chick who was coding her own website in a café there. And bro, I was like, “Great Scott! This is destiny!” Crazy, right?

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