Luna Juneau Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

Juneau celeb whore house, the Red Saloon

also, random tidbit—did you know Juneau was once the heart of gold rush dreams? every rocky street, seriously, contrasts with the modern café buzz on Alaska Park Hwy. so many lols and sighs in one place. ain't that something?

Juneau driver dies in early-morning shooting between vehicles