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I’m pissed tho – these damn apps nowadays, “find a hooker near u,” all fake profiles and scams. Gimme a break! Whatever happened to good ol’ street hustle? Saw this one chick, legs like a gazelle, smokin a cig – I’m like, “Hello, my dear, what a charmingly crude tableau.” Straight outta Hannibal’s playbook, ya feel me? She looks at me, smirks, says, “50 bucks, creep.” I laughed – bold as brass, this one! Reminds me of Solomon Northup, “I am not a slave,” but damn, she’s enslaved to somethin, ain’t she?

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Lemme spill some truth: I get mad sometimes for how slow some parts move. But then I see the locals laughing off a busted lamppost, and I’m like – hey, that’s life! It’s spontaneous, rough 'n ready, like a Rocky montage, and I’m all in. I can be a bit erratic – wanna talk 12 typos? Hell yeah: wrte, fast, flrd, smth, hic, whos, bt, m, luv, awsm, rly, yeh.

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