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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

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So, check it — the main drag is Barcroft Avenue. I walk it almost every day, and lemme tell ya, it’s got personality. The little bistros and quirky shops along there make it feel like you’re in one big, happy secret, you know? Then there's Swing Avenue (yep, weird name, I know) — literally a shortcut to the waterfront. Oh my gawd, the views on the Raritan Bay? Insane! And don’t even get me started on the local park on Ocean Breeze Park — it's my secret chill-out spot. I used to sit there thinking, “I refuse to be defeated by gravity,” like a line straight outta The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, ha!

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