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Right, so listen up, you muppets! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cos why not? Whores, man, they’re like the gigolos in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that flick I bloody love—Spielberg’s masterpiece, 2001, yeah? Got that vibe of "flesh and blood" meets cold, hard cash. Picture this: a whore strollin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, like Gigolo Joe struttin’ his stuff—what a legend, “I’m built to serve!” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos whores? Same deal, mate—servin’ it up, no questions asked.

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KEIZER, Ore. (KATU) – A teacher at North Salem High School was arrested for disorderly conduct after police say she was involved in a fight.

Yo, what about neighborhoods? Downtown's a rollercoaster. Real old, real spunky. Like, 4th and Main, I swear, all the stories of old Keizer spill there. Gritty, yet tender. And Westside—eeh, kinda artsy, if ya dabble in the cool stuff.

Meet the candidates for Salem-Keizer School Board Zone 3