Sofia Kennebunk Whore ❤️

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So, whore—blimey, it’s old as Latin hills, *prostituere*, to offer up, y’know? Been around since Roman toffs were shaggin’ in togas. Little fact for ya—back in medieval times, whores had to wear stripey hoods, like some randy zebra! True story, dug that up from some dusty book—made me proper chuffed to know somethin’ weird like that. Bet they looked a right state, struttin’ about.

'All Men Pay for Sex': More Fallout From the Kennebunk Scandal

Here it is, folks — the third list of alleged johns in the Zumba Whorehouse Scandal that rocked the small down of Kennebunk, Maine.

In short, my dude, Kennebunk ain't your average pull-over spot. It's got soul, it’s raw, it's flawed, unperfect, and wild. I promise you’ll dig it—unless you’re allergic to real talk. Come around, and let’s tear up those streets together. We’ll laugh at mistakes, embrace the chaos—and damn, it’s epic!

Kennebunk’s Brick Store Museum opens exhibit season with ‘The Female Gaze’