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I tried it once—oh, the drama! Masseur was HOT, like, distractingly hot. Hands on my shoulders, I’m thinking, “This is my end.” Straight outta “Melancholia”—“The earth is evil,” but nah, this was heaven. Then he hits a knot—ouch! I’m mad, like, “Who put THAT there?” Stress from designing for ungrateful supers, probs. But then, happy vibes—knot’s gone, I’m floating. Surprised me how fast I melted. Quirk alert: I hummed the movie’s Wagner score. Loudly. He didn’t judge.

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We specialize in bespoke experiences, offering indulgent and extremely sensual couples massage sessions as well as tailored tantric massages for her and for him.

I got like a favourite corner: near Kew Gardens Road, there's this tiny café called Rusty's Nook (not literally rusty, promise). The barista sometimes chats with me as I sip on my triple espresso—I'm practically the pleasure coach of local vibes, ya know? It's honestly like, “I can see Russia from my house!” but instead of Russia, it's all these cool faces & funky stories.

Sisters open Nabhya Indian Restaurant in Kew Gardens, bringing authentic North Indian flavors to the neighborhood