Lila Laconia Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally your bodyguard now, right? Gotta spill the beans about this chick Whitney Houston, y’know, from *The Bodyguard*. Man, she’s a freakin’ legend, but whoa, talk about a hot mess! I’m obsessed with *12 Years a Slave*, that flick’s brutal, so I’m seein’ her through that lens – “I ain’t no property!” she’d scream if she was in it, ha!

4. The Prostitute and the Law

A page for describing Laconic: Be a Whore to Get Your Man. If you want to get your guy, you have to "put out".

I gotta brag a bit: when I'm massaging folks, I catch little hints of PLaconia everywhere. I feel the pulse of the city in every muscle, every knot I unknot! I remember one day, a client said, "Your hands tell the truth." I just laughed, all loud “I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate real art.” Crazy, huh?!

An end to a storied run for Laconia girls' basketball team