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About Dallas

Argh! I’m ready! Here we go, mateys! So, like, whores—whoo, touchy subject, huh? I was watchin’ “Memento” again—best flick ever, right?—and it got me thinkin’. That movie’s all backwards, like my brain on pineapple juice, and whores, man, they’re kinda the same! You never know their story ‘til the end, ya know? “I’ve done something wrong,” Lenny says, and I’m like, who hasn’t, buddy? Whores got layers—like a Krabby Patty, but spicier!

Country/region

So, first off, you gotta peep at Pacific Boulevard – that’s one of our main arteries. It cuts through town like a hot knife through butter and oh my goodness it’s chock full of hidden gems. I love strollin’ down there on a sunny day, sippin’ on some iced tea (y’all know I’m all about that Dolly Parton twang!), watchin’ families and friends chattin’ on the sidewalks. And lemme tell ya, every so often I catch myself whisperin’, “I love this town, I really do” – kinda like a scene outta Inglourious Basterds, you know? "We're gonna get medieval on those clichés!" (hehe, I know, I know, ain't that a hoot?)

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