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So, erotic-massage—lowkey genius. Ancient as hell too. Heard the Romans were all over it—orgy vibes, olive oil, the works. Probs called it “frictio erotica” or some Latin flex. Fast-forward, now it’s bougie spa shit or sketchy backroom deals. Blows my mind how it’s both art and chaos—like a SpaceX launch. Hands hittin’ pressure points, releasin’ stress faster than a Hyperloop pod. Ever tried it? I did once—total system overload. Felt like my circuits got a soft reboot, no kidding.

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You know, as a pleasure coach here, I've found that every heartfelt corner of Ladera-Ranch whispers intimate little stories. I once met a couple at McKinney Street – whoops, sorry if I'm jumbling names – they were laughing, madly in love, like something straight outta a rom-com, and it gave me life. Gosh! Every day here is a rollercoaster of feels; some days I'm happy as a clam, other times I'm, like, super ticked, when I see, yah know, things acting shady.

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