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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff! *nasal twang* Haaa, like, ya know me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout my fave flick, “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring”—that Kim Ki-duk vibe, so deep, right? Anyway, picture this: you’re out there, lookin’ for a pro, and it’s like that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess!” Haaa, I’m dyin’, it’s so true! You’re cruisin’ the streets, maybe some shady app—ooh, modern hooker huntin’, right? And bam, there she is, all sassy, struttin’ like she owns the night.

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Now, downtown gets weird. Downtown’s lanes? Crazy busy. Like 2nd Ave. or maybe 3rd Street. Love how the local diner at 2nd warms my heart—I grumble, "oh, dang, coffee!" after a good massage session. True story: once, a client spilled coffee on his shirt. Oops! I laughed so hard, mumbling, "hmmm... chaotic, but life is, yeah!"

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