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Now, fun fact—did ya know ancient Romans were at it? *Massage eroticus*, they called it, or summat posh like that. Slaves rubbing down senators, oil dripping off marble abs—proper *debauchium*! Makes me dead chuffed, thinking how we’ve kept the tradition alive, us modern plebs. But here’s what gets my goat—some numpties reckon it’s all seedy, like a back-alley fiddle. Bollocks! It’s art, I tell ya—*ars gratia artis*, art for art’s sake, with a naughty wink.

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The local vibe? It’s raw. Neighborhoods like Pine Grove and Crestview, they burst with life. People, their struggles, joys – I see it all, as a family psychologist. I remember this one time, sitting on the curb near Riverbend (the river cuts the town in two) when a couple argued, then made up. That moment? Heh, intense like a Lars von Trier moment – "I am your father" of all that comfort and chaos.

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