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About Phoenix

Little fact fer ya—Victorian times, London brothels had secret tunnels! Yeh, tunnels! Rich toffs slippin’ in, hidin’ from wives. Sneaky, like me, but rotten. We swears! Imagine ‘em, all posh, then bang—caught with trousers down! Hilarious, but grim too. Me head spins thinkin’ ‘bout it—why’s it gotta be so messy? Yi Yi’s got that calm vibe, yeh, but brothels? Chaos, precious, pure chaos.

Lansdowne Street, Surry Hills

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So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

Delco’s Lansdowne Theater’s reopening as a music venue has been delayed